This is going to be my new sticky post at the top of my LJ for anyone who wanders here invited or otherwise so that they can see what I'm into, why I'm into it, and subsequently beg to be my new disciple so that I can further educate them in the ways of Becoming a Better Fan of Court's Fandoms. You know you want to, so get ready!

( Tuti/Nagayan )( Eiji/Daiki )( TeniMyu )( BuriMyu )( *pnish* )( Everything Else )

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I HATE NOT LIVING IN TOKYO. GODDAMMIT.

And this weekend's Panic Studio will the all four of us for the first time in a while! o(^-^)o Look forward to it~ (^_-)-☆

ARGH.

Samurai Mode Blog open!!

CocoIchi Curry is raising the price of all their curries by 100yen :( Offset gas prices going up, I guess? (gas here is 151yen/liter, so about $5.50 a gallon in the US, meaning you people can't complain about it topping $4 anymore :D)

Am sad :( But Tuti in this pic makes me giggle. Because he's a photo-hogging ass ♥

Curry Guy emailed me for the first time in 2 months. He's been officially placed by his company: Hiroshima!

Woe~ So far away...obviously our love was not meant to be ;_;

Also, random, Tettou director's blog with tons of Tettou pics (gotta scroll back--top stuff is D-stage stuff) I hadn't seen before, in case others haven't.

DO NOT WAAAAAAANT DDDDDDD:

...................but will inevitably end up buying it anyways >_>

My only consolation: At least it's a TRIPLE collab, with Gain in there, too. I mean really, what is this world coming to when barely a month after the 3rd child has come into this world NAGAYAN'S OFF COLLABORATING WITH GAKU'S SUCKY BRAND?

WTF kind of brand name is KUK anyways? A STUPID ONE THAT'S IT.

sooooooo Tokyo girls who have Saturdays off :DDDDDD we should talk :D :D :D

ETA: GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE ENTRY.

SO. Apparently they've named their little random-street-live-having-unit "Anten." WHY. Something to do with "ari" (Japanese for "ant"--and you can see little ants on the t-shirt. I say it's because there are people in it I WANT TO STEP ON >_>)

Also: 発売当日も、デザイナーが来るとか来ないとか！ <--"The designers may or may not come on the day it goes on sale!"

GODDAMMIT ARGH. I DON'T WANT TO GO.

Is that BESSHI in the background???

Poor guy, he doesn't even get to be in this production and he still has to go and help out or else he cannot bear to be away from Tecchan's side for EVEN A MOMENT no I don't ship them I swear >_> >_> >_>

GANBARE, BECCHIN!

Step One: Have already read at least the first Harry Potter book, and seen the movie (or at least seen the movie), so as to retain some familiarity with the characters.

Step Two: Go here and watch Wizard People, Dear Readers (first two "chapters" compiled into one video--you can continue watching the rest of the movie at "chapter" 3 here)

Step Three: ??????

Step Four: PROFIT!

Wizard People, Dear Readers is a fake "audio book" version of the first Harry Potter book, retold in a way that parodies the original with HILARIOUS results. By hilarious I mean, "I had to stop watching ever five minutes to catch my breath from laughing so hard," hilarious XD

Some fun lines include:

[When the students arrive at Hogwarts...]: "Finally, the moment of truth! The God Wheel of Fate has stopped for all these kiddies on Yes, Yes In-Fucking-Deed, You Will Be a Wizard! And this moment is the first in a series of moments that, no matter what feelings those moments embody, Yes, Yes is still the answer. Yes to life, and Yes to magic!"

[At the opening feast...]: "Dumbledore casts his Stand-Without-Effort Spell, following it up with his most pleasing Food-of-Plenty Spell. If ever a room full of children has looked like little hyenas that have come upon a dead family of zebras, it is now. "

[Quidditch match when Harry catches the Snitch in his mouth...]: "Like a viper, Harry used his voracious mouth as his catcher. He’s got that Snitch in his animal belly, and Pop! it is out! They’ve won! One hundred thousand points for fucking Gryffindor! The crowd goes absolutely bazonkers!"

Etc etc~ The thing is narrated in such a weird voice, it automatically makes things ten times funnier by default. And equally great, it synchs up with the movie--as you can see from that youtube clip--so you can rewatch the movie with a funnier audio track :D

Not up to watching the whole thing and prefer a transcript? You're in luck!

I really recommend at least watching that first Youtube clip XDDDDD Hell, if you HATED Harry Potter watch it--it completely makes fun of Rowling's prose, using overdone flowery language and a health peppering of, "I'M HARRY FUCKING POTTER!" grandstanding ♥ You should enjoy it >)

Fact: Samurai Mode rehearsals started Thursday, May 15th.

Fact: Tuti did not attend those rehearsals. He started a day late. Friday, May 16th.

Fact: We don't yet know what Tuti was doing Thursday, May 15th.

Fact: Kuuchuu Blanco's Kobe show was Thursday, May 15th.

Fact: Nagayan came back to Tokyo Friday, May 16th.

Assignment: you tell me what happened >))))))

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble~♪

Kobe performance of Kuuchuu Blanco ended last night, so GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE KANTOU REGION!!

The next performance is in Chiba, which pretty much IS Tokyo, so there's no need to stay in a hotel--Nagayan's back home. Plus, the show isn't until Sunday, and even after that he doesn't have another show he must travel for until the 21st in Toyama (nearish to me). After that it's back Tokyo-ward for a performance in Saitama (a "suburb" really of Tokyo, so he can go home again) on the 23rd, and then he wraps up with multiple overnights in Nagoya the 25-27, and finally senshuuraku in Ibaraki (SHOULD be able to go home and commute for that) on the 29th. WHEW.

But this is his first time home in 11 days. That's a lot of phonesex.

--Really wasn't impressed with RikkaiMyu, so skipping Rikkai2. Not a fan of Rikkai anyways :/ If there's anything ZOMG amazing I'm missing...tell me about it. Songs I ABSOMGLUTELY must hear, upload them? :D
--Saving grace: Setomaru had Eiji's look and mannerisms down pat, but needed acting work. With his looks/age and Nagayan's acting ability, they would be a TERRIFYINGLY AMAZING Eiji o___o
--only song in Rikkai1 I liked that I hadn't already heard was Oishi no Territory. Mostly because it made me remember that Oishi talk track with the hair dryer...hee.

DL4th: UH, STANDING UP FOR 2 HOURS? DDDDD: Are all the Dream Lives that way? I never paid attention before, BUT I HATE THAT.
--Wow, is Fukkatsu Golden Pair GAY.
--Takki and Setomaru obviously learned a lot from Tuti and Nagayan when they visited; this is the most blatant GP fanservice in a Dream Live since DL1st. Incredibly cute.
--Seriously, this song is so gay. I love how it starts off all "teammate"-y, talking about winning together, moving forward, getting strength from each other blahblahblaj, and then is all WEIRD AND AMBIGUOUS, talking about, "What's this sense of peace I feel around you??" and being fated to be together and shit dsliufhsidfs hahahaa.

Eiji: "Oishi...there's something I've wanted to tell you for a while now..."
Oishi: "Huh? What is it?"
Eiji: "...Nah, it's nothing."
Oishi: "Actually, Eiji, I have something I've wanted to tell you for a while, too..."
Eiji: "Eeh?? What is it, Oishi??"
Oishi: "Iya, I'll tell you some other time!"

--oh my god they killed Depend on Me ;_; I'VE NEVER HATED THIS SONG. BUT WHEN SUCH BAD PEOPLE SING IT... The only good thing was that they let the ACTUAL Golden Pair sing "Ore to omae wa Golden Pair~" (the first time around, at least -_-) and didn't change the lyrics or anything. I'm so serious, if I'd been at this show, I WOULD have complained on the anketto >_> Give me Nagayan making fun of Tuti singing it over this messed up doubles song any day ;_;
--seriously, wtf GP fanservice. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING THESE KIDS OUT, TUTI. NAGAYAN. IT'S ALL THANKS TO GREAT GAY SENPAI LIKE YOU.

Sometimes I frighten myself with my level of obsession--for example, peering at Gaku's latest picture, I thought, "Damn that guy in the back looks like a creepy version of Daiki."

And it was.

Also creepy: The fact that the original group was Daiki, Tecchan, Sueyoshi, and Gaku (Kura joined in after a while)--and Daiki, Tecchan, and Sueyoshi are all down for appearing in Samurai Mode whose rehearsals will be starting soon.

...Why the heck was Gaku there, too? IS GAKU GOING TO BE IN SAMURAI MODE ALSO? IS HE THE MYSTERIOUS "OTHER" ONCE MORE? ARGH. GRARHG.

In other news: I really really want some little angsty something with Tuti missing Nagayan who's off flouncing around Japan with Blanco right now. I don't particularly want it to be a happy ending, really, like getting a text or phone call at the end. I just want mopey, depressed Tuti with lots of introspection on why he loves Nagayan (or even better--why he's feeling this way just because Nagayan's gone WHEN THEY AREN'T BOYFRIENDS OR ANYTHING LDSUFHLSIUFHSIUDFHSIUFHLS <--*sucker for this kinda angst*)

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